LOOK a David Rant!!

Time to be me I guess.

Last night, I was taking my oldest son, Logan, home and decided to stop by Burger King for a cup of coffee. I pulled up to the tiny little speaker that they have in place of something that you can actually hear through and placed my order, " I would like a medium cup of coffee and a small cup of ICE please."
The cashier proceeded to enter my order and said, in a voice from the chill void of minimum wage, " That's a medium cup of coffee and a Hershey's' Chocolate pie?"
"No", I responded, " A medium cup of coffee and a small cup of ICE." I replied.
"So, a medium cup of coffee and a Hershey's Chocolate pie, that Will be $2.86, please pull around."
I sat there stunned for two seconds and said into the void that is her mind," NO! I want a medium cup of Coffee and a small cup of ICE with which to cool down said cup of coffee, not a Pie."
"Sir, you can't cool down a cup of coffee with a pie." the mindless drone of the monarch of meat said.
"I WANT A CUP OF ICE AND A MEDIUM COFFEE, PLEASE!!!" this got through to her at last and she told me the cost and to pull around.
When I got there, I gave her the money and she handed me, get this, a medium cup of coffee, a small cup of ice and a FORK!!!
I took my coffee, Ice and fork and went home.
What the hell is going on here? Is their NO intelligence requirement to work at a fast food joint? Can you be nonfunctional mentally and still push burgers through a window to clog the arteries of the masses? ICE and PIE may sound alike, but, Hershey and SMALL CUP OF do not. I can't stand these little drones who cant think, I say fire them all and let the Hamsters of the world take their jobs, at least that way when they fuck up your order, you can look at them and say AWWWWWW how cute a hamster working in fast food. The way it is the mess up and you say, ARGGGHGHGHGHGH, why the HELL cant you get this right, wanna be emo punk goth kid? Go home and slit your throat, at least then I will be amused, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE !!!!